SPACEBALLS SCRIPT PDF

Since his directing career started in , Brooks has consistently come out with hilarious films poking fun at some of the classic films of his lifetime. With his first spoof film, Blazing Saddles , Brooks perfected a genre that had only been dabbled in by other directors. In the film, he pointed fun at racism, sexuality and gender stereotypes in a way that made taboo subjects seem more human. With his next film, Young Frankenstein , Brooks solidified his image of the Spoof King of Comedy and continued fighting for his crown for years to come. While Brooks continues to have a heavy cult following of people who adore his sense of humor, his popularity with mainstream audiences has been steadily decreasing since he came out with Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Do you like this video? Spaceballs is a live-action film co-written, produced, and directed by Mel Brooks. Contents Transcript Intro Against a starry backdrop, the word "Spaceballs" appears and flies towards the screen, eventually passing it and disappearing. After "Spaceballs" disappears, the following words appear across the screen. Once upon a time warp The following words appear as a text crawl, similar to the introductions to the Star Wars movies.

In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as. Chapter 11 The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of fresh air from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.

Unbeknowested to the princess, but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. Just before the crawl text disappears into the distance, one final line appears. The introductory crawl disappears into the distance, leaving just the backdrop of space. Spaceball One The massive ship Spaceball one enters the frame. A voice suddenly speaks up. RICO: accepting this as a compliment Thanks, sir.

All of the crew stands up. At the far end of the room, a door slides upwards, revealing Dark Helmet. He has the appearance of a midget Darth Vader, with an oversized helmet and a tie hanging over his suit. He strides into the room, the other crew members reacting with terror as he passes them. Abruptly, Dark Helmet stops, his breathing becoming more and more labored.

Finally, he pushes up the mask of his helmet, revealing the nerdy face beneath. He knows everything. You went over my helmet?! More to the side! Never ever! No, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, please, no, not that.

He drops to the floor in pain, and is eventually helped away by other Spaceballs. Where is it? But we have it on the radar screen. Shall I punch it up for you? Helmet and Sandurz walks over to a device. Helmet looks at the monitor, but all he sees is churning and bubbling. You call this a radar screen? I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that. Sandurz flips a switch, and Planet Druidia appears on the screen. Planet Druidia. And underneath the air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air.

We must get through that air shield. Once we kidnap the princess, we can force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shield, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball. To Sandurz When will the prinecss be married?

Helmet and Sandurz chuckle evilly. Helmet takes a drink of coffee, but starts moaning in pain. Sandurz slaps his back, causing him to spit the coffee out and his mask to fall down. Too hot! Planet Druidia Planet Druidia is a peaceful, lush planet similar to Earth. Tomorrow, Bingo. Dot Matrix?! Dot Matrix, a golden robot like C-3PO, but female rolls in on roller-skate like feet Where have you been?

I had to make a pit stop. Starts walking with Vespa. Keep going! Roland and Vespa enter the main sanctuary of the chapel.

The organist begins playing the Bridal March. You have to. The organist resumes playing as Vespa and Roland start walking again. Prince Valium lets out a big yawn. Vespa and Roland walk forward to the altar, the organist finally completing the Bridal March. Going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door! Someone stop her!

Stop her! The wedding erupts into chaos and everyone starts chasing Vespa, who is now running outside, still dragging Dot DOT: Hey, wait! You forgot to get married! Will you stop?! Vespa stops by a ship. DOT: What are you doing?! Get in! Vespa gets into the ship, with Dot following. Where is she going?! This is Barf the Mawg. In the cockpit of the ship, the auto-pilot light is blinking. This is Lone Starr. BARF: raises his ears Huh? BARF: Having myself a snack.

You want some? A little hair on the dot. Answer that for me, will ya? BARF: No problem. BARF: Oh, sorry. Accidentally hits the video switch Yello? The video monitor turns on, revealing a silver man in a black suit. This is Vinnie. What do you want? Vinnie looks to his left, and the monitor pans over to reveal a massive blob of cheese covered with pepperoni. And his sidekick, Puke! By tomorrow?! You forgot late charges.

Which brings it up to, um One million space bucks! BARF: Or else what? The monitor pans back to Vinnie. Vinnie and Pizza start laughing, while Lone Starr and Barf mock laugh along with them. Vinnie takes a lick of Pizza. Vespa appears to have Princess Leia style buns now.

DOT: Can we talk? No response from Vespa Would you turn that thing off? Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad. As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers that there is absolutely no air shortage whatsoever. Yes, of course, I heard the same rumor myself. Yes, thanks for calling!

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The synopsis below may give away important plot points. Synopsis The movie opens with a Star Wars-esque text on the screen that informs the viewer of the war between Planet Druidia and Planet Spaceball. Druidia has been at peace for some time now and has managed to stop Planet Spaceball in their tracks by constructing a giant air shield around the planet. Planet Spaceball has been in an air shortage ever since and the numbers are reaching critical levels. We are shown the outline of an extremely large ship.

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More info about this movie on IMDb. In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as. Chapter Eleven The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly spuandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia. Unbeknownest to the princess, but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. It takes the ship about two minutes to pass. RICO Thanks, sir. RICO Yes, sir.

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